Beware the Ides of March!
It is the day on which the white great steed Gottesdienst is scheduled to bolt out of the barn, traverse the fields of liturgical malaise, and bring hope and joy to the poor peasants put upon by the paltry, pusillanimous picadillos of praise bands.
Oh ye bureaucratic bunglers! Beware the Ides of March!
The rest of us--well, those of us who are subscribers-- may look forward to the following (to subscribe, click here):
Our Makeover
Three Sermons
Oculi Larry L. Beane
Maundy Thursday Erik J. Rottmann
Holy Saturday Paul Gregory Alms
Liturgical Observer
Lutheran Identity Crisis?
Burnell F. Eckardt Jr.
Ha! Ha! Among the Congregants
A Guest Essay Peter M. Berg
Commentary on the War
How to Make Confession: Just Do It
David H. Petersen
Sabre of Boldness
Strategy for Victory Jonathan E. Shaw
Dr. Ronald Feuerhahn Receives Sabre
Bearers of the Sabre
When Mist Was Rising from the Land
A Poem Kathryn Ann Hill
Occurrence and Priority of Feasts
Pondering the Holy Liturgy
The Introit Burnell F. Eckardt Jr.
Gottesdienst Memorandum
Musing on the Mysteries
Shadows of the Substance
Exodus 26:1-37 Karl F. Fabrizius
3 comments:
I think you mean peccadilloes, no?
Peccadilloes are trifling faults; Picadillos is a traditional Latin American and Spanish dish of ground meat, onions, tomatoes, raisins, olives, and spices. The latter is close to what the blended music of the praise bands gives. How's that for a recovery?
Good comeback!
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